This event originally rescheduled for December 14, 2020, has been rescheduled again to Monday, December 13, 2021. Ticket buyers should retain their current tickets and present them at the door on the newly scheduled date.

Show contains adult themes. Must be 18 to attend.

It’s a Yuletide massacre! Merry Fistmas! Season’s Beatings! Happy Hole-A-Day. Like a nutcase St. Nick for Christmas crazies, John Waters, “gutter” filmmaker (Mondo Trasho, Cecil B. Demented, A Dirty Shame), tawdry stand-up comedian (This Filthy World) and author of many appalling books (Role Models, Carsick, Mr. Know-It-All) is on tour again with a whole new bag of holiday filth for bad little boys and girls everywhere. Both Santa and Jesus will send their regrets when this ho-ho-homo lets loose about reindeer virgin births, the illegally squatting Christ-child and chubby-chasing Mrs. Claus. There’ll be no silent nights here! No, this rapid-fire monologue for adult delinquents asks the holiday questions, “Was Joseph a virgin, too?,” “Is Santa now an incel?,” “Is Rudolph a bossy bottom?” And Vixen, well, “Did she make love with Russ Meyer?” Faux miracles really do happen if you pray to a lower power and Waters begs for the Satanic Temple to convert Greta Thunberg, hopes for a holiday “wilding” outbreak against the Christmas spirit from non-Christian minority children worldwide, and dreams of a new Catholic saint based on Chucky, the horror movie icon. John Waters, the Santa Claus who will give you pause is coming to town to put the X back in Xmas. Be there or die.

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A $1 historic preservation fee will be added to each ticket to help maintain The Sheldon for future generations.